| "You 
                reckon it can be done two days, that's plain rude". "Alright 
                then lets give it a crack". That was that then, Bones (skinny bloke), and myself had just 
                committed ourselves to a ride of epic proportions, 7700 metres 
                of climbing over a distance of 130 miles in just two days.
 The beast in question was the Tour Du Mont Blanc in the French 
                Alps. The route circumnavigates the Mont Blanc Massive range and 
                runs through France, Switzerland and Italy. Ordinarilly you would 
                take around four to five days to complete it in order to make 
                the most of the Alpine riding and scenery.
 I had been running mountain bike holidays in Chamonix for the 
                last few months and both myself and Bones had decided to do the 
                Grand Raid Cristalp race again in August.
 The race itself is a bit of a mutha of a mountain marathon with 
                big, big ups and downs and in order to prepare ourselves, we had 
                been doing some epic rides.
  I'd been contemplating running the Tour as a holiday as well and 
                needed some photos for the brochure and also to familierise myself 
                with the route. Thus, a cunning or damn right stupid plan was 
                hatched. Combine the training for the Raid and the necessity to 
                ride the Tour and we had the perfect reason/excuse to try and 
                do it in two days.
 I 
                had ridden the route many times before and sort of knew what we 
                were in for. Bones on the other hand was a tour virgin and only 
                had my recollections to go on, which with hindsight, were very 
                much of the rose tinted variety. Time had done a wonderful job 
                of blanking out all of those hard bits that the mind files away 
                under the heading of "Pain and Suffering". We had a quiet period the following week and so the plans were 
                set in stone. Energy gels and food were bought and weather forcasts 
                were checked, everything slotted into place nicely. After telling 
                a few people our plans there was no turning back, an early start 
                was pencilled in for the following Tuesday morning.
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            |  The 
              alarm went off at the unsocial time of 4.30am, all was black outside 
              and the realisation of what we were about to do hit me. Bones was 
              already up sorting the all important jam butties and pot of coffee 
              out, time to get ready. Last preperations were made and all clothing and equipment for the 
              next two days were rammed into camelbacks. Whilst we waited for 
              first light, Fools Gold by the Stone Roses could be heard from the 
              stereo in the kitchen. I couldn't help but think how appropriate 
              it was, "pack on my back is acheing, straps seem to cut me 
              like a knife"....
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