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                last climb over the Col was dealt with, with one-legged pedalling 
                and my now favourite, swearing method. Once at the top we looked 
                down upon the Les Contamines Valley knowing that the Chamonix 
                Valley was, in relative terms just around the corner. On the fireroad descent down I got to that state of mind where 
                you almost wouldn't mind if you flatted or crashed because this 
                would mean you could get off the bike and take a break. I had 
                no such luck/misfortune and had to deal with trying to keep up 
                with Bones whilst letting the brakes off, trying to alleviate 
                the pain in my brake pumped hands.
 A big old chunky bit of road led us down towards Saint Gervais 
                and the thermal park descent. Screamingly good fun, dusty, buff, 
                switchbacked loveliness would be a fair description of this piece 
                of trail heaven. Perked me up no end and took us to the train 
                station and the train that could have taken us back up the 400m 
                to Chamonix. I say could, because I am stupid/a he-man/a dick/a 
                superhero and decided that I had to ride ALL of the way around 
                Mont Blanc in order to say that I had ridden it in two days.
 A long flat section of road led us out up the valley and I found 
                that if I sat on the nose of my saddle and kind of pedalled one 
                legged, I could just about ride the bike. This unfortunately did 
                not work on the steep road sections where I was reduced to walking 
                and lets just say a bit of wet eye syndrome. To make matters worse 
                two old boys on their road bikes cruised past me as I pushed the 
                bike. Bones kept the pace in front by either riding excruciatingly 
                slowly for him or pushing, top work fella. Mmmm mental note to 
                oneself carbon-soled shoes are not the best for walking in.
 As well as the road sections there were also some off road bits 
                back up to Cham. These are hard to ride even when you are in top 
                shape so I felt a bit better about pushing. I had to stop a fair 
                bit to ease my knee which was annoying as much as anything else 
                as without these enforced breaks we would have been home sinking 
                a few beers, reliving the past two days that it had taken us to 
                circumnavigate the mighty Mont Blanc.
 
  Hitting 
                the road in Les Houches I knew we were home free. The last few 
                kms up the valley passed in a blur of pain and thoughts of food 
                and beer. We rolled into the chalet twelve hours after starting in Italy 
                having climbed another 3000m. The sense of accomplishment that 
                we felt overrode any of the hardships that we had faced, the feeling 
                that only comes from intense physical exertion and personal achievement. 
                Bones commented that I had endured a great deal of physical pain, 
                I replied that he had also endured a great deal of pain, in his 
                case mental having to put up with me, cheers mate.
 Showered up we walked/limped down to the brewery ate and drank 
                to our hearts content. Pale ale and chicken wings, food of the 
                Gods is what I say a superb bit of grub to end a couple of superb 
                days.
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